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Stickers!

Stickers!

Miniature versions of "Saint Michael Slays The Dragon" and "Be Gay, Do Crime." This is if you just want to support but don't have the funds.

$4.44

Be Gay. . .(Tote Version)

Be Gay. . .(Tote Version)

Same as the postcard, but in tote bag version!

$19.99

Mystery Murder Book Cover

Mystery Murder Book Cover

Modeled off of noir books of the 50s and 60s with Archangel Lucifer and Michael at the helm.

$17.77

Be Gay, Do Crime!

Be Gay, Do Crime!

Postcard modeled after classic 1940s style with our two favorite menaces to society.

$6.66

Saint Michael Slays the Dragon

Saint Michael Slays the Dragon

Another rendition of "Saint Michael Slays the Dragon" by Abyss.

$17.77

Full Bundle

Full Bundle

The full Michifer treat if you're just as mad as I am about these two emotionally dodging each other for so long.

$33.33

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