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Be Gay. . .(Tote Version)

Be Gay. . .(Tote Version)

$19.99

Same as the postcard, but in tote bag version!

Pockets aren't cutting it these days, let's be real. With this modest tote bag, your daily commute to your classes or to work will suck less. Especially when somebody sees the phrase 'be gay, do crime' flash them in the eyes (trust me, I've gotten compliments on this bad boy). The tote bag is made of 600D polycanvas material and can zip up top, enough room for small books, a laptop, a water bottle, and whatever you need for lunch, plush a small mesh side pocket and front middle pocket for small trinkets. Being cute needs to stay functional!

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