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June 28, 2026

How to Read This Website

How to Read This Website

good morning/afternoon/evening to you who reads this.

you seem to have found yourself on the wrong side of the internet to be here. It’s impressive that you’ve wandered this far in because this is unsupervised swimming territory with Biblically (inaccurate) angels.

All kids out of the pool 🗣️!

Anyway,

you should first approach this thinking its a massive joke because it is. One that exaggerates a lot and can’t decide what the punchline’s supposed to be. but also, treat it like an adult-rated Magic School Bus romp using recognizable entities from the Bible to tell a series of parables about coping with the hand life dealt you. this doesn’t promise to have any answers, but it does at least pinky swear to entertain you and hopefully get a good laugh out of you from time to time.

as for how to click around. . .

there’s no rules within the “michifer multiverse.” everything here is a series of loosely connected worlds that are seemingly independent until you zoom out. it is then you will realize how things like love and family work in tandem with global events as the Heavenly Host tries to shed light on our apocalyptic feeling situation here on Earth.

you may eventually find this feels repetitive. things about generational trauma, creating, parenthood, and how to have a healthy relationship get recited a lot. that’s exactly the point. these things don’t go away just because the cover of a book closes. we are all that we got. let’s try to figure out how to behave like it.

✦ ko-fi