good morning/afternoon/evening to you who reads this.
you seem to have found yourself on the wrong side of the internet to be here. It’s impressive that you’ve wandered this far in because this is unsupervised swimming territory with Biblically (inaccurate) angels.
Anyway,
you should first approach this thinking its a massive joke because it is. One that exaggerates a lot and can’t decide what the punchline’s supposed to be. but also, treat it like an adult-rated Magic School Bus romp using recognizable entities from the Bible to tell a series of parables about coping with the hand life dealt you. this doesn’t promise to have any answers, but it does at least pinky swear to entertain you and hopefully get a good laugh out of you from time to time.
as for how to click around. . .
The Almighty Blog is a composition of everything I’ve written since this project’s inception in 2023. because this is a multiversal project and it moves out of chronologic order. anything prior to July 2026 has been arranged based on themeatic concept (i.e. sneak peaks into the current ‘universe’ versus meta-commentary posts versus personal ones). anything AFTER July 2026 will be posed on the day they were completed. i will do my best to label anything but my mind works in loopy-loops. do with that what you will.
The Omniscient Reading List is a static composition of every single series I’ve worked on. the priority naturally goes to what is mine — that is, intellectual property I can put my name and face on 100%. however, I have written for several different pieces of prominent media like the Lucifer TV series and Hazbin Hotel. therefore, if a piece is not my IP, it will be labelled accordingly.
otherwise? this whole world is your oyster. well, it’s my oyster but like, I want to share the oyster. so together, it’s our oyster. click around, view the gallery, learn the history, and have fun reading some quasi-philosophical smut.
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